Justin Bieber And The Haggis Supper - A Really Fishy Tale

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Yes folks...in these times where there is no shortage of news, where it is not uncommon for news programmes to be extended to fit it all in,THERE IT WAS broadcast on the TV news throughout the day and right on the front pages of the Scottish newspapers... A historic event indeed, read on to find out more

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NEWS HEADLINES

Justin Bieber enjoys deep fried haggis and Irn Bru at Blue Lagoon chippy after Glasgow gig
It turns out even superstars like Justin Bieber end their Saturday nights in Glasgow with a chippy from the Blue Lagoon.

Well Hold The Front Page...

Justin Bieber was in Glasgow Town
on a cold dark saturday night
he took a wee jaunt to the chippy
and he set the headlines alight...

Wow was he on fire
knockin it back in a grotty wee pub
before he went oan tae live the dream
down the chippy for some late night grub...

'what a revelation'..aye front page news was at it's peak
EVEN THOUGH HALF THE PUNTERS IN GLASGOW
DO THE SAME THING EVERY WEEK

The Issue...

Did he eat a haggis?
wis it a fish that he ate?
should there be a referendum?
did Justin ask for a plate?

What The Punters Said On Social Media...


"Are yous having a laugh. CCT footage says.. 'it's a FISH supper he bought'
not a bloody haggis supper as Scottish Television News have reported.
As per usual, the news folk get it wrong"

Singing Am No A Haggis Am A Fish


A can of irn bru and a haggis supper
the media's chosen publicised dish
but that's only half the story
cause the boy had a 'BIT OF FISH'

Never were we so insulted Justin
how dare ye deny the truth
aye we know ye had the haggis
wi the irn bru chaser for yer drooth

So come oan noo.. put yer hands up Justin
publicly admit that we're no talkin pish
it wisnae just the haggis ye scoffed
naw... ye got wired intae a fish..

And Another Thing Justin...

Public transport wis thrown intae chaos
Biebered...if ye get whit we mean
Scotrail came tae a standstill
cause YOU were oan the scene

So next time ye appear in Glasgow
oh ye the pied piper of a million weins..
dae us all a wee favour son
tell yer flock tae avoid the trains

Newsflash..the 'Big I Am' is just a rude wee boy...

The two young girs in the pictiure had paid a lot of money to see Justin Bieber in concert and were in the chip shop when 'the boy wonder' dropped in

They were barked at by his minder who stated 'NO PHOTOS'
Bieber didn't say as much 'hello' to the girls.

So In return, all I have to say to 'Mr Bieber' on their behalf is simply this..
"Didn't anyone ever tell you that when you are a guest in the home town of two lovely young girls that it's nice to be nice? Charge as you may for your concert tickets but good manners cost nothing sonny boy!.

Well...what have ye got to say for yourself ?

Yes and I should think so too Justin!!

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author avatar Mariah
23rd Nov 2016 (#)

Thank you for the moderation and star Peter, hope you are well.

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author avatar Steve Kinsman
23rd Nov 2016 (#)

Positively brilliant, fantastically funny! Just a great star page.

Justin, unfortunately, still has a lot to learn.

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author avatar Mariah
23rd Nov 2016 (#)

He sure does ha ha ha
cheers for the brilliant feedback Steve, very much appreciated xx

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
24th Nov 2016 (#)

Hi sweetie ....
Good to see you here again and delivering your wee peck of humour as only you can in your amazing way ..
I have to say I don't understand this generation very much ...suffice to say ...
Manners cost nothing however great one may think they are ...
Lots of love and blessings coming your way for you and your whole family
Remember, you are Never forgotten
Your wee hen ..Stella >< ><

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author avatar Mariah
28th Nov 2016 (#)

Hello my lovely Stella,
always so good to see you on my page 'little star' and I too think of you often. Thank you once again for your warm and encouraging comments..and please write us one of your special Christmas pages..love always your wee hen xxx

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author avatar Terry Trainor
13th Jan 2017 (#)

Great post Mariah xxxx

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author avatar Mariah
3rd Apr 2017 (#)

Cheers my friend xxx

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