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Jonathan By Jonathan, 18th Apr 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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After reading about different conspiracy theories on the internet, I thought it was about time to create one myself..

2012, just another distraction

Most of you have probably heard about the horrible things that`s going to happen to us and our planet in 2012. Some of you are well prepared, sitting in your bunkers on your mountaintops, eating baked beans with corn while listening to the radio. What you don’t know is that the whole 2012-thing is just another distraction to lead your attention away from a conspiracy to take over the world.

Background

The problem with us humans is that there`s too many of us. If you`re an idealist you will most likely disagree with that. You will, according to your well meaning nature, claim that there are enough resources on this planet to keep everybody at a minimum, descent level of existence. I am not going to agree or disagree with you, because it doesn’t matter what you or I think. It doesn’t matter what we vote. It doesn’t even matter if someone creates a revolution and believe they have changed the world.
Remember the 60`s and 70`s? What happened to that “revolution”? Exactly what about the world did it change? Where did it go?

Well, it went right into the organism it was trying to destroy. It ran and fell into the arms of its adversary and they became one. The revolution got commercialized. The hippies became consumers, and as responsible consuming parents they hated Tupac Shakurs and Marilyn Mansons just like their own parents couldn’t stand Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrisons some decades earlier. The more serious revolutionaries became dead, jailed or… consumers. So, it doesn’t matter what we think. Humanity is headed for a controlled “disaster”, and we, the people, are in no control whatsoever. We might have the freedoms to debate these issues, but only up to a certain level. All influential people with a more than average awareness, from artists to politicians was more or less aware of that before they got their characters assassinated, which is usually what happens before they get assassinated for real.

Everything you perceive as truth is nothing but deception. Even people who believe they have finally learned to see through all the layers of distractions, are victims of a distraction. Even this could be a distraction from the real strategies.

And the real strategies cannot be understood unless we understand the Goal. To understand the Goal, we must understand the people behind the strategies. To understand the people behind the strategies, we have to understand what the human race needs to do to ensure its own survival, from a realistic perspective, not from an idealistic perspective.

Humanity and Change

The reason humanity cannot survive itself by idealistic means is that it is too primitive. Our collective intelligence and consciousness is not developed enough to get us out of our destructive circles by idealistic goodness alone. Humanity is just about complicated enough to see what needs to be done to ensure its own survival, but still too primitive to enter the level needed for the necessary changes to be made. And I`m not talking about Obamas “change”. With all due respect to him and his voters, he and his change was nothing but another brilliant distraction.

If you understand the Strategy, you also understand the genius of installing Obama after Bush, and of course, the tragedy of seeing good people chanting "Yes we can!" while they are being screwed.

If you believe the distraction that the wars are all about oil, then follow the following:

All about oil?

Bush was installed to do the dirty work needed to make sure the U.S. doesn’t run dry and die in the near future, right? The moral reason for going to war had already been staged. Right? Ok, he goes in, secures the oil resources, and in general makes himself very unpopular. Then, as a miracle, a black and charismatic candidate falls out of the sky, opens his mouth and say: “It`s time for change”. Another candidate just happened to be a woman. If the third candidate had been gay, the whole thing would have been too obvious, so the third candidate was more like Bush.

So the Americans went for Obama. Of course they did. The whole world did. You didn’t have to be an expert in group psychology to see that one coming. Had they elected any of the other candidates, it wouldnt have been exactly according to the plan, but it would still have been within the Strategy.

Now, the whole 9/11 conspiracy, where it is claimed that Bush was behind the tragedy to create a reason for going to war, and that the oil resources were the target, is not true. They want you to believe it is true, believe it or not, because it serves as a perfect distraction from the real objectives. Why would they want you to believe such horrible things about them? Well, because they want to derail you as much as possible, and besides, the job of the president is to be the scapegoat when the Strategy needs him to be. Bush was a great buffer between the bottom and the top.

After the "fiasco" of president Bush, Obama had enough goodwill to do almost anything “he” wanted, and that’s exactly what he will do, but he will of course do it according to the Strategy. He could also allow the power to get to his head and try and stear the Ship in another direction, but then he would be dealt with like Kennedy. Killed by a lonely madman with miraculous shooting skills and the ability to fire shots from several locations at the same time.

Levels of distraction

The above mentioned conspiracy theory is what we refer to as a level 3 distraction.
Level 1 distractions are the more simple impressions we receive on a daily basis from TV, internet and music, also called traditional propaganda, brainwashing and/or indoctrination. These distractions are targeted against the masses, and the average humanoid falls for it without questioning anything but the things he is meant to question within the limits of the Strategy. And so the leftist will question the reliability of the political right media, and the right winger will question the reliability of the leftist media. Society is full of different groups, and what they have in common is that they all waste their time and energy on things that’s meant to keep them busy within the box.

Level 2 distractions are meant for all those who for some reason breaks through the level 1 distractions. For them there`s a variety of more challenging perspectives, all designed to live up to the individuals expectations of finally seeing the “truth” behind all the lies. In other words; people who grow out of the level 1 distractions fall right into the level 2 distractions, and so on.

The third level has already been described. The fourth level is where things get interesting. This is where the really absurd theories exist. People on this level of distraction will not only believe there is a secret society ruling the world, which would not be so far from the truth, they also believe the members of this secret society is under the control of higher beings from outer space who have come here to prepare an invasion.

Distractions from what?

The problem with us humans, as I said in the beginning of this text, is that there`s too many of us. The other problem is that we are too primitive to ensure our own survival with the help of goodness alone. This is well understood by the elite. And the elite does not mean your president or prime minister. The elite is way beyond that level. Machiavelli and Sun Tzu are also well understood by the elite. So they have used and are using all the tricks of the trade to distract the people of the world from realizing that most of us will have to die in order for the human race to survive. And die we will. Most of us.

What can you do?

Absolutely nothing! Yes, I know, its a drag, but unfortunately most of you will have to go, and unfortunately I can`t tell you how it will unfold. But it will be quick and relatively painless. The only thing you can do is to keep living your lives as if nothing is going to happen. Keep watching “American Idol” or “Norwegian Idol” and all those other national or international reality shows where people perform like monkeys in a circus. Applaud them when they do their little tricks, and enjoy the excitement you feel when these human monkeys jump backwards through their hoops trying to fetch the bananas that are thrown to them.
Yes, keep living your lives. Distract yourselves. Work, study, make your minds sharp. Relax, take it easy, have a brew, no, have two. Listen to some music. Listen to Lily was here, or the underrated Going by the book by Johnny Cash. Just stay cool and live for the moment. Do not panic!

The aftermath

For those of you who have been selected to survive; don’t panic when it occurs to you what has happened. Stay calm, and wait for help. Watch TV!
You are in no danger.
You are privileged.
You are a valuable asset.
The army is your friend.
The army is also very well trained for urban warfare, so do not attempt to resist.
Do not panic.
The State loves you and has granted you the honour of being among the ones that will build a new and better world. Can you do it? Can we do it?

Yes we can! Yes we can! Yes we can!

And the text you have just read, ladies and gentlemen, is NOT meant to be a level 5 distraction.

Links

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Thank you for your time.

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2012, Brainwashing, Change, Collective Conciousness, Collective Intelligence, Conspiracy Theories, Controlled Disaster, Deception, Indoctrination, Levels Of Distractions, Obamas Change, Propaganda, Revolution, Secret Society, Yes We Can

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author avatar Mark Gordon Brown
20th Apr 2011 (#)

awe you had me fooled.

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author avatar Jerry Walch
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Hmmmmm....interesting

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author avatar Denise O
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Darn this is choke full of things that make me go hmmm. Nice ending though.
Interesting read my friend. Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar Retired
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Interesting...it kept me interested right up to the end. Good job!

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author avatar Jonathan
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Thank you for your comments folks!

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author avatar Carol
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Very interesting, many thanks

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author avatar Carol
20th Apr 2011 (#)

Very interesting, many thanks

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author avatar Jonathan
23rd Apr 2011 (#)

Thank you Carol

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author avatar Retired
25th Apr 2011 (#)

well done.

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author avatar Jonathan
26th Apr 2011 (#)

Thanks Rebecca

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author avatar Greenfaol
26th Apr 2011 (#)

Lol, I love your stuff :D You are a genius my friend ;op A great read, really enjoyed it.

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author avatar Jonathan
26th Apr 2011 (#)

What a great compliment Greenfaol! Thank you!

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author avatar Jack Vorster
27th Apr 2011 (#)

I was holding my breath waiting for the finale - but you withheld it - purposely?

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author avatar Jonathan
27th Apr 2011 (#)

Thats a difficult question, Jack.. I did leave out quite a lot. In my draft I went deeper into the death of artists like Hendrix, Morrison, Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Tupac Shakur, and Michael Jackson. And the end was more clear and less confusing. So yes, I guess I withheld it more or less on purpose. : )

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author avatar vpaulose
27th Apr 2011 (#)

Thank you for the guidance, Jonathan.

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author avatar Jonathan
27th Apr 2011 (#)

Your welcome vpaulose, and thank you for reading and commenting.

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author avatar Delicia Powers
5th May 2011 (#)

Very exciting reading, thanks Jonathan...:0)

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author avatar Jonathan
5th May 2011 (#)

Thank you Delicia

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author avatar TNT_Brian
5th May 2011 (#)

wow! great work. I thouroughly enjoyed reading this piece. Thanks! :)

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author avatar Jonathan
5th May 2011 (#)

Thanks for reading it Brian! : )

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author avatar Funom Makama
26th Feb 2012 (#)

Woow!~~~ I rank this piece the best in 2012. Nice work friend.

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author avatar Ben Reed is so cool
1st Mar 2012 (#)

fake and gay

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author avatar Retired
14th May 2013 (#)

Very powerful. Keep up the work my friend, we need more writers like you. I'll continue to follow your writings as you do the same for me. Thanks

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