The conspiracy to set up One World Government.

christopheranton By christopheranton, 1st Dec 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A new and startling interpretation of end times prophecy, and the chilling plot to set up One World Government under the aegis of The United Nations.

The Prophecy. Part one.

In these uncertain times in which we live; with wars and the reports of wars, with economic crises, and political ineptitude on every side, the belief in conspiracy theories has reached a new height. Every notion has it's proponents, from the idea that The United States government bombed it's own people in 2001 to the more credible one that George W Bush is the Excrement that emerges from the Posterior of the beast with seven heads from The Book of Revelations. This wasnt actually written into the said biblical tome, but it was communicated to me by a prophet who claimed to know the workings of The Divine Mind. He said that it would have been included, only St John The Evangelist ran out of ink; but that The Holy Spirit in his dove disguise communicated it to him one night when he was feeding pigeons in Central Park New York.

A further thing that the Heavenly Fowl communicated was about the imminent setting up of a World Government controlled from the United Nations Building. This is about to take over all the governments on the planet. All dissidents are to be eliminated, there will be one currency, everybody who wants to live must have The Mark of The Excrement of the Beast inscribed on their forheads. That night in Central Park it was further revealed that Barack Obama is the base of the statue of "the Abomination that causes desolation that will be set up in The Holy Place". The Holy Place is apparently not the Temple in Jerusalem, which will not be rebuilt; but it is the little balcony in The New York Stock Exchange. You know the one. It is the place where the television cameras always show the brokers unaccountably clapping at the end of another disasterous trading day. The actual "Abomination" that will be set up on the Obama/Base is either Mr Burns from The Simpsons or Madonna's pointed bra. I am not quite sure which of those interpretations to endorse. They are both pretty abominable, so you can take your choice. The meaning here is that Barack Obama will be under the domination of the forces of evil represented by Mr Burns/Madonnas bra.

The Prophecy. Part two.

Further mention was made of The Dung Beetle that gathers up the excrement that emerges from the posterior of the beast with seven heads. This is either Condeleeza Rice or Sarah Palin. I can not be exactly certain of the accuracy of this "scripture". The Divine Fowl may be just mysoginistic. For certain many of His interpretors have been in the past.

When these things come to pass there will be a great tribulation over all the land that will last for three and one half years. Those people who refuse to bow down to Mr Burns or Madonna's pointed bra: or Mr Burns wearing Madonna's pointed bra,( I do wish that scriptural interpretation was a more exact discipline) will be killed by forcing them to watch back to back episodes of The Jerry Springer Show with Grandma Walton explaining intimate details about her lesbian affair with Big Bird from Sesame Street.


True believers will be raptured however. They will be transported through the air to be alighted on a special platform that will allow them to relax in a mood of self righteous tranquility while they observe the mayhem that will be starting to ensue below.
Then, according to the testimony of the feathered oracle, the serpent who rides on The Beast with 192 heads,(The United Nations and their Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon) will proceed to set up the World Government. The Fat Beast with funny glasses, either Elton John or Dame Edna Everidge will be in charge of the armies that will enforce submission to "The Abomination"/Mr Burns/Madonna's bra/Mr Burns wearing Madonna's bra. Then The Beast with 3,100 heads( The Catholic Church) will ally itself with The Beast with 192 heads, and feast of the blood of those who are slitting their wrists rather than watch any more graphic descriptions of the coupling between Grandma Walton and her outsize avian paramour.

The final act in our drama.

The final act in this prophesied catastrophe will occur when all of the forces of the various beasts will assemble to do battle against the forces of The One True Central Park Pigeon. This will take place not at Armageddon, but on the top floor of a multi story carpark in The Borough of Queens New York City. The Beasts will be pecked to death by fifty trillion Birds that will be gathered together to war with them. Big Bird will be excluded from this army. She will stand condemmed for the crime of fornicating with Grandma Walton.

Afterwards the beasts will be defeated and thrown into the everlasting fire, where they will be condemmed to study the eytomology of the campaign speeches of George W Bush. They will be allowed conjugal breaks, which must be taken with either Elena or Nicolae Ceauscescu, depending on their sexual preference.

The true believers, who you will remember were raptured, will be returned to The Earth, which will be remade, in accordance with divine prophecy, but not until they have scraped up all the pigeon shit from The Borough of Queens in New York City.

I know that there are doubters out there that will dismiss this most recent example of Divine Revelation as rubbish, but equally there are those in this world who are killing each other over various interpretations of "divine providence" that are not very different. Anyway next time you are walking in the park, and you see a pigeon, wait a bit and prepare to listen to him/her.You never know who it might be.

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Born in Ireland, but living in London since 1986, my main interests are reading, studying history, politics, and theology, and looking after the welfare of my cat. I like to write on a variety of subjects, make general observations on lifes dilemmas....(more)

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author avatar Carol
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Great work, many thanks for the share

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author avatar Denise O
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Mr Burns and Madonnas bra hmmmm
Not a pretty picture.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar christopheranton
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Hi Carol and Denise.
Thanks for reading.

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author avatar aesoplado
1st Dec 2010 (#)

This is funny shit! I'll read more of your work. Crazy I must say, in a good way.

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author avatar christopheranton
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Thank you aesoplado.

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author avatar Hignite Files
1st Dec 2010 (#)

I like the article and the sarcasm. However, a plan to form a one world government is indeed a fact. I'm no conspiracy theorist so I only believe what can be proven and there is a plethora of proof on this subject. Veteran's today and Gordon Duff follow this in great detail.

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author avatar christopheranton
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Hi Hignite Files. Thanks for your comments.
If you are so convinced, you should
write an article about it and, let us all see the evidence.

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author avatar christopheranton
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Mind you, with all the "headless chickens" running about in panic because
of the Wikileaks I am beginning
to wonder myself now.

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author avatar Hignite Files
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Wiki-Leaks leaks are from the CIA and Mossad. One side of our government plays the agitator and the other side pretends to be appalled. All the while, both sides are systematically plotting for war with Iran.
I will indeed write an article about the move towards One World Government. However, unlike conspiracy sites I will detail with links, video and audio proof. Go to Veteran's Today and subscribe, they do exhaustive research on these subjects, including Wikileaks

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author avatar Hignite Files
1st Dec 2010 (#)

A couple Wiki-leaks stories that will clear a little of that issue up.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2010/12/01/the-folly-of-alan-hart-the-israeli-and-arab-approach-to-iran/

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2010/12/01/wikileaks-%e2%80%93-more-israeli-game-theory-warfare/

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author avatar christopheranton
1st Dec 2010 (#)

Thanks. I will check out
your links as soon as I can.

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author avatar Retired
28th Dec 2010 (#)

Excellent work

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author avatar christopheranton
28th Dec 2010 (#)

Praise from you is praise indeed.
Thank you Lucia.

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author avatar Greenfaol
5th Jan 2011 (#)

:D Great article. Have you read Good Omens? This should be book form :D

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author avatar christopheranton
5th Jan 2011 (#)

Is Good Omens one of your articles?

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author avatar D in The Darling
20th Mar 2011 (#)

This is a very well written article. It's so frightening indeed. Looking at the world today, and comments about the reality out there, those plotting a war with Iran, must be sick and rotten to the bone. Come to think of it, who are the real oppressors in the world? Iran doesn't even come close. Who got nuclear weapons? Really sad and I think we're in for it!

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author avatar christopheranton
20th Mar 2011 (#)

dinthedarling.
Thanks for reading, but dont take my article
too seriously.
It's a spoof.

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author avatar Tranquilpen
6th Dec 2011 (#)

Just great and right on the nail too. There was a mini series featured called "Kings" which shows this scenario, real scary stuff. Thanks for sharing

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author avatar christopheranton
7th Dec 2011 (#)

Tranquilpen.
I am glad you enjoyed it, but please remember that
it is a spoof.

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