Toronto Tipplers...Canada Flight Pilots Under The Influence...

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Air travel, where we place our lives in the hands of experienced and safety conscious flight captains,or are they?... Read on to find out more.

Drinking On Duty...

Two pilots were arrested at Glasgow Airport on suspicion of being impaired through alcohol.

Concerned and vigilent cabin crew raised the alarm.

Captain Jean-Francois Perreault, aged 39, and Imran Zafar Syed, who is 37, were remanded in custody.

The Canadian pair were due to fly a Canada-bound Air Transat plane with 345 passengers and nine crew on board.

Thankfully they were prevented from taking off.

As no one was hurt and all ended well, we can have a 'wee' cheeky laugh at the pissed up pilots

It's No Bother At All....

Pilot 1 "Oh I'm a goin to Barbados"..

Pilot 2
"No you're not...we're going to ehhh....hold on now, I know it begins with a T..yes got it Transylvania."

Pilot 1
"start the engines"

Pilot 2

I had a little drink about an hour ago....

Pilot 1 passenger on board welcome
Hello folks.... you all know this one don't you...come on now don't be shy... join in..

we're all goin on a summer holiday...
no more worries for a week or twooooo.
fun and laughter on a summer holiday..
to make a dream come truuuuuuuuu
for me and youuuuuuuoou..."

Pilot 2
"On your feet now folks...clap your hands woooow you are lookin good..
I'm gonna sing my song and it won't take long....
ooooooh let's twist again like we did last summer...
oooooh let's twist again like we did last year...

.....and it's gone right to my head...

Passengers becoming 'nervous flyers'
like they have never been before
sitting rigidly in their seats
all eyes fixed firmly on the exit door..

Air Transat Passenger Announcement..

Pilots the worse for wear,
in the cockpit....where its 'under control'
the banter echoes loudly
alas.. the alcohol has taken it's toll...

A swift decision by the cabin crew
a unanimous vote of "no way"
there's not a chance in hell
that they are flying this plane today...

"This is an Air Transat passenger announcement
sod this Toronto flight for a lark
the boys in blue are on the way
so would all passengers please disembark"

Let me in....

Pilot 1.
Whattsssat you are saying there osssiferrr
you want to come in for a drink?

thing is mate...we've only got the 3 bottles
or is it just 2...hmmmm now let me think....

Pilot 2
"ouch let him in...just to be sociable
you say...'osssiiferrr what's your pleasure'?
then I'll get out the thimble
to keep it tight with the measure"....


Huckled from the aircraft
the pilots made their plea...

pilot 1
"there I was just happy as Larry
next thing I'm under arrest
here ossssiferrr... I captain flights to Europe
how do you fancy Budapest"?

pilot 2
"What a bloody liberty
respectable pilots hauled off a plane
here osssiferr...I drive the Benidorm shuttle
would you like a free flight to Spain”?

Air Transat Passenger Guarantee...

sit back and enjoy the flight
you are flying the Air Transat
weather conditions are favourable..
and your pilot is sober today..

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author avatar Mariah
23rd Jul 2016 (#)

Thanks Johnny for both the moderation and the star, much appreciated

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author avatar Steve Kinsman
24th Jul 2016 (#)

You tackle a potentially tragic problem with awesome humor to make a very important point, given how whenever we fly we put our lives in the hands of these people. Well done, Mariah.

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author avatar Mariah
24th Jul 2016 (#)

Great comment Steve thank you, as you say there's always more than one way to tell a story

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
25th Jul 2016 (#)

Much as I would love to be in your lovely Glasgow wee hen ...I am glad I was not on THAT flight .
Lots of ' Tongue in Cheek ' or was it ' Cheek in Tongue ' ? dear Mariah ..
Good thing someone was vigilant before that flight , or who knows where they might have ended up ??
Lovely to see you here again my wee Scottish Lass..
God bless and keep you always .
With love from Stella ><><

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author avatar Mariah
26th Jul 2016 (#)

...And I always love to see your name on my page Stella..still feels like home at wikinut because you are still here...and Steve too, the good old days of wikinut have sadly diminished, so many of our old friends are no longer checking in which was at the heart of wikinut..never mind.. I'll always be your wee hen and you'll always be my litte star..
God bless you too Stella
love always 'your wee hen' xxxx

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
28th Jul 2016 (#)

I say ..Amen to that ... wee lass....
Have a blessed week you and all your family , bairns and pets alike
Lots of love from over the Border...yet near in heart .
Your ...wee hen .. Stella ><

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28th Jul 2016 (#)


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author avatar Songbird B
10th Aug 2016 (#)

Thought I would pop in to see how you were doing old friend.. Love the humour you put on this..Congrats on a Star Page Mariah! \0/xxx

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author avatar Mariah
11th Aug 2016 (#)

What a lovely suprise Bev, so good to see you drop by,
I think about you often my friend, Jim and I still play your songlist and we still love it!! hope you are happy and well xxx

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